ALBUM REVIEW: Ashland Avenue by Forgotten Tropics

By: Derek Spencer

There are moments of Ashland Avenue in which I decided I was enjoying the EP: notably the bridge of “Movement”, most of “Breaching the Peace”, and the verse of “Bound to Fall” before repetition degrades its focused disconcertion. But in the waning age of emo revival, one At The Drive-In imitator is really only as good as the next. Forgotten Tropics are kind of like your grandma that sends you a hilarious meme years after it stopped being funny, or like a meal of delicious tacos directly following a whole week of eating only delicious tacos: good content, bad timing.

If your goal is to do something a lot of people are also currently doing, you better do it fucking perfectly. This is Forgotten Tropics‘ failure. The production wavers between the “gritty, evocative amateur studio” sound and the “just an amateur studio” sound. The lyrics, when discernible, are trite and unmoving (if I never hear a song with the line “I gotta get out of this town” again, It will be too soon). The album lacks thematic ingenuity; it’s named after a street in the band’s hometown and features a picture of the band, presumably sitting in their apartment on Ashland Ave.

Again, none of this is to say Ashland Avenue is bad– it’s good music made by young musicians who should probably keep making music.  Forgotten Tropics are at their best when they dive into noisey or funky tangents, experimenting with tone in viscerally appealing ways. They lay out compelling rhythms and pull off complex transitions and I liked hearing all of that. It’s just that I’m pressed to find a reason to ever revisit this EP when there are other bands, genre-founding bands and contemporary acts alike, that simply do it better.

ALBUM REVIEW: Limbo by The Electric Excuse Me’s

By: Daniel Rooney

[Editor’s notes in red for tonal consistency]

Scottish author William Boyd said that limbo is a tolerable place to be stuck.

Actually, I don’t know if he said it. He may have written it. It’s attributed to him anyway, though I haven’t really verified it. In fact, I don’t even know if Boyd identifies as Scottish, given that he was born in Ghana and now lives in Oxford. At the end of the day it’s up to Boyd, none of my business and perhaps completely irrelevant. It is however the only quote I could find that would facilitate a segue (albeit a clumsy one) into a review of Chicago outfit The Electric Excuse Me’s’ two track offering Limbo. [The band’s choice to make “Me’s” possessive makes proper grammar a literal paradox when describing any of their material #logisticallyshittybandnames]

There’s no bio on The Electric Excuse Me’s band camp page, and google only enlightens us to the fact that they supported The Newbury’s Albany EP release back in September 2015 [time-traveling noise rockers] at Chicago’s Debonair Social Club. There’s nothing to be found on Youtube either, which is a bit of a shame as Limbo suggests The Electric Excuse Me’s would be great live. Their raw sounding January 2015 demo, This Shit Ain’t Groovy, Baby, available on the band’s bandcamp page, reveals The Electric Excuse Me’s to be Michael Orellana on Vocals & Guitar and Connor Moran on drums. I don’t know who put the bass down for Limbo but I’m hoping they play live with an unlisted third member as the low end is an important element of their sound.

Limbo opens with Night-Day, which has a real Jesus and Mary Chain feel – sounding something like JAMC’s Darklands, if JAMC had been more of a garage band [i.e. cymbals mixed too high and guitars are sometimes out of tune], but with the energy of Psychocandy. Prominent in the mix is Moran bashing away on the drums – there’s a manic energy in his thumping, and his enthusiastic cymbal crashing provides a blissful static backdrop to Orellana’s distorted murky crooning. At times things sound a little erratic and precarious but they hold it together; the slight tempo shift in the bridge doesn’t sound as though it should work, but before you can be sure whats happening it’s over. Night-Day is a romp, a wade in sound, kind of speedy – a good opener and something I’d like to hear live.

Limbo’s second track Midnight is a distinctive departure from Night-Day, with a sound more akin to Television or Suicide. A welcome surprise, given that a lot of garage punk these days seems to follow the Nickleback school of song writing, The Electric Excuse Me’s aren’t a band in the business of formulaic sameness.

As with Night-Day there are spaces and slight lulls, however, unlike Night-Day, there is no question that these spaces work; you are hearing the soul of The Electric Excuse Me’s. Like the evening sun dripping from the dome of a copper topped mosque [slow down pitchfork], Orellana’s jangling but never abrasive guitar and Moran’s understanding and restrained beat dazzle and chime – the two wander in and out, dancing like the murmurings of a seasoned drunk poet. There is a fragility there that isn’t present in Night-Day, a sense of art and cohesion, of sound as narrative. The graceful dissipation of the song is lovely (that sounds trite, but it is truly beautiful) and Midnight oozes a lush sincerity. There’s a singular communion, a real sense of authenticity and sentiment that makes Midnight interesting and exciting.

While bands like The Jesus and Mary Chain, Television and Suicide are bought to mind by Limbo, they serve only as points of reference. The Electric Excuse Me’s offering is not derivative, not formulaic; there is a uniqueness to Limbo, particularly in Midnight, which suggests there are good things to come from Orellana and Moran. The bass question is a bit of a puzzler; I’m hoping they have a bass player – if they want to develop their sound and live up to the potential Limbo suggests they have they’re going to need one. [This is the part where you tie in your weird Boyd intro into the contents of the review so that review has a framing device and not just a impotent introduction] Anyway, I’ll be keeping an ear out for them, and an eye, especially on youtube. It’d be great if they developed more of an online presence. If you’re in Chicago, you keep an eye out too.

ALBUM REVIEW: bona fide by Dorado

By: Derek Spencer

Super experimental free-verse poetry written while listening to bona fide:

crying whines dripping wine for babies to drink,
birthed from nipps for strife, I’m straight, thag strain
dirt drowns the muses where they stand, and I think that we are at the body’s limits

temp
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ahoy
rat-at-at-ta-ta
shugadaba
who are want do want what?

DeTuned for yards of waste and temples of livejam
believe eve il be for be eve
atom of piece, peace of pie minced meet you for Change

who are want do want who want what!

There is a large group of men near me and I’m nost without nou and they’re chanting names of green things

spla ta to tooo no nuwha ewha sympathy symphony
hot-da-hat-da-hot da hot da hawt

No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more ?> No more. ,nIw More No More .no;more No more nOwmore No morei Nomore NpopowmirenomorenOnoOnomore No moreNomreNO no n.nO NO, nmore No.moeer No.

Final Verdict: I’m pretty happy with my poetry, but I forget what the music was like.  I remember I liked one of the riffs and didn’t like the part where he was speaking.

ALBUM REVIEW: Chapter Two by The Shakes & Rumbles

By: Derek Spencer

In their submission email, The Shakes & Rumbles warn me that their album is “REALLY good”.  This conceit makes me want to, in equal parts: sarcastically write a review from the perspective of a person who might describe themselves doing anything as “REALLY good,” write a scathing review that unfairly nitpicks at the mix/specific lyrics and makes disingenuous comparisons, and write an unreasonably brief review.  I will strive to situate the following somewhere in the middle of all that.

Chapter Two, The Shakes & Rumbles’ 2014 EP release, is a cool collection of three anthemic party-rock songs, packed with all of the 4-to-the-floor rock’n’roll energy necessary to cause my leg to vigorously shake beneath my work desk (with the aid of several cups of hot, strong coffee).  While the EP does capitalize lyrically on hip 2014 themes like ~love~ and ~sexy vampires~, The Shakes & Rambles are ultimately unable to disguise their lack of a bassist, despite valiant efforts at boosting the lows on each doubled guitar track and scooping out all tonal mids for spare parts (seriously, even the White Strips pick up a bass in the studio).  Like many bands in the genre, The Shakes & Rumbles find it hard to touch their snare on the 2nd and 4th beats of each measure without doubling down on the floor tom as well, often providing the listener with low end drum hits on every. single. beat.  With the low-end loaded up and the highs occupied mostly with a searing cymbal ambiance, instrumental sections often deliver a mid-range primarily focused on all the unwanted noise that a fuzz pedal can muster.  It’s all pretty genius, if I’m being honest.

Vocally, we find here a duo that just won’t quit, thrashing the listener with a stream of melodic yells and shouts, generally conveying motifs like “fun”, “heterosexual”, and “vampires”.  For example: “you know you’re my vampire queen/ the sexiest girl I’ve ever seen…I liked the way you used to dress.”  Now imagine that line sang in an high-tenor vibrato by one of two singers, both of whom are possibly the lovechild of vocalists from The Scorpions, The Eagles of Death Metal, Van Halen, The Black Keys, and other dope bands.

Final Verdict: If I were scoring a vampire movie, I would use one of these songs for the rising action fight scene where nothing is at stake but all the characters are demonstrating hostilities/tensions while having a good romp to fun tunes.

ALBUM REVIEW: Wild Hearts Cannot Be Broken by Simpleton & Cityfolk

By: Derek Spencer

Geoffrey Glenn, singer & guitarist of Chicago-based folk rock group Simpleton & Cityfolk, leans forward against a metal railing, looking out over the flat rural Illinois landscape.  We find ourselves atop the only hill in the area, a location Glenn selected for this rendezvous.  He’s wearing dark denim, a loose-fitting flannel, and work boots but still somehow manages to look like he dressed up for the occasion.  His focus on the distance is only disrupted by my own fumbling as I light a cigarette against the autumn, downstate wind.  His disgust at my habit is evident, yet unspoken, and in this moment I begin to consider his band’s name, not as a dichotomy, but as a pair of synonyms: I am clearly the Cityfolk, but perhaps I am also the Simpleton.

Glenn’s toned forearms flex as he pushes himself away from the railing.  His band members can be heard shouting below as they play in the field, but he pays them no mind and lends them no smile.  He looks me in the eye; I suspect he’s waiting for the chance to defend himself against another predatory hipster music journalist.  I laugh, doing my best to diffuse the tension, and yet Glenn’s strong brow holds the terse energy firmly in place.

We have the same haircut, but he wears it better than I do.  The shaved sides of my head indicate a styled goal, a certain boyish aspiration, whereas Glenn’s angular and meticulous cut seem to present him as both a man of practicality and of well-earned maturity.  In this moment, I imagine him as my father, and then I don’t anymore.

The first words we exchange are of little consequence; I ask him about the band, their musical inspirations, the progress they’ve made in the Chicago rock scene, and what he sees down the road for his musical career. He answers each question with a McCarthian precision: complete with short, poignant remarks and winding passages of poetic insight.

As he’s halfway through a story concerning Simpleton & Cityfolk’s most recent tour down the eastern seaboard, I finally work up the courage to confront him.  “Geoff,” I say “why do you hate me?”

Glenn spits and then glares up at me.  “I hate any man,” he growls “that doesn’t understand the world he’s living in.  Doesn’t dig his hands into the soil each morning just to check that the earth is still there.  Can’t tune his guitar by ear or utilize the acoustic properties of an abandoned barn.  I hate men who are used to concrete slabs beneath their feet and accept neon to be a part of our natural color-pallet.  And, with this hill as my witness, I cannot bear to answer the delicate questions of a man so far removed from his origin, from the grass and the flora and the expansive sky, from his own mother earth.”  At that, he turns to leave.

“And yet here you are,” I say, not missing a beat, dropping my cigarette into the earth and smothering it dead with my foot.  My words spin his body around:  “talking to me anyways.  I didn’t hunt you down Geoff.  You sought me out.  You can stand on your hill spouting your Americana dogma, but you asked for this review.  Dammit, the world is changing– fuck that– the world has changed.  It changed and left you and your band behind in the dust.  The concrete jungle was erected over a century ago; there’s no one left out here in country except baboons picking at each other’s asses.”

I’ve hurt him.  He doesn’t show it in his face, but the silence trickling from his mouth tells the whole story.  I quickly pull out some notes from my back pocket, eager to capitalize on this new found vulnerability.

“In a song off of your latest EP, you wrote the line: take us to the days where there was nothing to hold us back but the roads.  What’s that supposed to mean?”  He breaks eye contact and looks down. No response.

“No? Well how about: we get lost inside our heads, we get so lost, we are who we want to be, we’re lonely and free, we run on our way out, so lets all go downtown.”

“I wrote that song,” he finally replies, softer than before, “when I was having a tough time with some anxiety issues.  It’s about letting go of your hang-ups and over-analyzing thoughts and just having a good time.” Gregg is shaking.  We are finally getting somewhere.

“And this one?” I ask.  “The line: breaking bottles on the floor, cause I’m a ghost. we’re just ghouls and ghost, with no remorse, we’re just ghouls and ghosts, and you’re home alone.”

“Stop!” he unexpectedly shrieks.  “This interview is over.  It’s too personal.  I’m done here.”  There’s a tear in his eye as he turns around to leave for the second time.  I smile a bit as I untuck my shirt, revealing the tattoo ghost on my stomach. He turns back to me and we lock eyes briefly before he stares down at the spooky image. We embrace and weep, but then quickly begin to remove all of our clothes.  His hair starts to turn green.  I remove my last article and we wordlessly take off, sprinting down the hill.  The setting sun re-rises to illuminate our paths.  His band members can be heard making animal noises, can be seen taking flight over our heads.  The wind is behind us and the sun illuminates every crevice of our bodies.  I look down at my hands, which are moving so fast they are becoming translucent.  Everything is green.  A child’s face appears in the sun, which grows larger with every step we take.  Worms are clinging to our feet and everything is green.  We are lit up like fireflies, like Christmas trees, like the full moon.  We reach the sun, grasp it, and fade into space.  A woman’s voice yells jubilantly, “Wild Hearts Cannot Be Broken” as we disappear entirely.  Everything is green.